He had to quickly move the phone away from his ear with a wince, then he moved it back.

"It's not my fault!! Me and some other Fraggles were in a tunnel by the forest when all of a sudden this big- pipe-thingie came down and started flooding it with water! When we ran out there were a whole bunch of guys waiting, one of them electrocuted us to knock us out, then the next thing I knew I was in a cage!"